Since apparently I post too many vulgar poems,
here are some uploads of poems I've done that aren't outright base.
This first one is based off of Charles Beaudelaire's charming poem titled "Get Drunk".
Make Love!
Always make love.
That’s it!
The great impetus!
In order to not hear the shrieks
of lovers past and pharaohs
grinding into oblivion,
make love and make it last.
To whom?
To winter, volcanoes, nectarines, whatever,
just make love and keep it made.
And if you sometimes happen to awake
strewn naked across gray sheets and glitter,
tangled in the strings of deflating balloons
barely breathing in the dark of whosoever’s closet,
fading in the shadow of God,
ask the winnow,
the babe,
the jurors,
the mannequins,
ask everything that flees,
everything that groans,
or rolls,
or sings,
everything that speaks,
ask how any trace of day lives on:
and the winnow,
the babe,
the jurors,
the mannequins
will all answer you:
“By making love!
Make love and make life breathe!
Don’t be a prisoner of your own ghost.
Make love!
Stay loved!
On winter, volcanoes, nectarines, whatever!”
03/30/10
That’s it!
The great impetus!
In order to not hear the shrieks
of lovers past and pharaohs
grinding into oblivion,
make love and make it last.
To whom?
To winter, volcanoes, nectarines, whatever,
just make love and keep it made.
And if you sometimes happen to awake
strewn naked across gray sheets and glitter,
tangled in the strings of deflating balloons
barely breathing in the dark of whosoever’s closet,
fading in the shadow of God,
ask the winnow,
the babe,
the jurors,
the mannequins,
ask everything that flees,
everything that groans,
or rolls,
or sings,
everything that speaks,
ask how any trace of day lives on:
and the winnow,
the babe,
the jurors,
the mannequins
will all answer you:
“By making love!
Make love and make life breathe!
Don’t be a prisoner of your own ghost.
Make love!
Stay loved!
On winter, volcanoes, nectarines, whatever!”
Recipe for Breakfast
First, you must drain the Pacific Ocean.
Then, pelt a few pinecones
and knock the stars down,
every single one.
Collect the stars before they are stale
and drop them into the Mariana Trench.
Then, make the moon cry.
Then, make the moon cry.
It won’t be too hard—
the stars are already dead.
Now chill her tears in Siberia,
and then pour them into the Pacific Crater.
Watch the stars float to the top.
the stars are already dead.
Now chill her tears in Siberia,
and then pour them into the Pacific Crater.
Watch the stars float to the top.
Next, uproot a sycamore tree, and use it
to gently stir the bowl.
Before you can eat, you must pick a hemlock needle
to gently stir the bowl.
Before you can eat, you must pick a hemlock needle
and climb Mount Sinai.
Convince the sun to wake up.
Convince the sun to wake up.
It won’t be too hard—
you’ve already made him cereal.
While balanced on the horizon, half-asleep,
you’ve already made him cereal.
While balanced on the horizon, half-asleep,
leap up and puncture his golden skin,
then slurp the yolk.
11/07/09
then slurp the yolk.
11/07/09
*******
Alternate Recipe for Breakfast
First, you must take your shirt off.
Then, find a marker
and draw a dotted line
across your chest.
Follow the line carefully with a sharp kitchen knife.
Before continuing, wash your hands clean.
Reach inside the cut
and gently remove your heart.
It should resemble a bagel.
Do not worry—the hole is natural.
It has always been there.
Next, clean your hands again
and reach back inside.
This time, locate your lungs.
Spread your fingers around the membrane,
and then take a deep breath.
Gradually apply pressure
until the sacs are compressed.
Collect your breath on a small serving plate.
Do not worry—that’s natural.
The essence is something soft and cold.
Finally, knife in hand,
carefully bisect the bagel longwise
and split the halves apart.
Spongy side up, stuff your heart with soft, cold cheese.
11/08/09
3:14 AM-June 13, 2010
3:14 AM-June 13, 2010
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